Don't think of me as a purchase.
Think of me as a flex.
A decision you don't explain.
The kind you stand behind.
I'm what you reach for when "be reasonable" stops applying.
Flavour that shows up.
Potency that follows through.
I don't do subtle.
Go buy subtle if that's your personality.
You don't show up with me.
You arrive.
A little late.
On purpose.
Be the reason someone rolls their eyes.
Be the story someone tells tomorrow.
I'm not a treat.
I'm the reward for putting up with everything else.
I'm not for everyone.
That would be embarassing.
But I am for you.
Oh, and I'm here to ruin your tolerance.
You're welcome.
So go on.
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